May 1
May The First Be With You
May 2
May The Second Be Better
May 3
May The Third Be Absurd
May 4
May The Fourth Be With [YOUR NAME HERE]
May 5
May The Fifth Defeat Sith
May 6
May The Sixth Transfix You
May 7
May The 7th Be Heaven
May 8
May The 8th Renew Your Faith
May 9
May The 9th Episode Be Perfect & Not Ruin Anyone's Childhood
May 10
May The 10th Be Your Favorite Commandment
May 11
May The 11th Be The Highest Setting On Spinal Tap's Amps
May 12
May The 12th Bring Good Health, Great Wealth & A Strong Sense Of Self To The Elf On The Shelf
May 13
May The 13th Be The Dinner Guests At The Last Supper
May 14
May The 14th Be A Common Designation For The 13th Floor In Many Buildings For Superstitious Reasons
May 15
May The 15th Be An Emergency Number In Pakistan
May 16
May The 16 Be Serene- But Far From Routine... Perfectly Balanced Between Clean & Obscene
May 17
May the 17
Syllables In A Haiku
Be Just Like This Tweet
May 18
May The 18th Begin Year 2 Of An Investigation That Is Either: A) A Total WITCH HUNT!!! OR B) The Most Egregious Political Crimes Ever Perpetrated In Our Nation's History ... "We'll See What Happens"
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May 18... vent your spleen. #TheyCantAllBeGems
May 19
May The 19th Not Be Your Nervous Breakdown
May 20
May The 20th Be Sooo Last Century
May 21
May The 21st Be The Amendment That Ended Prohibition By Repealing The 18th Amendment Which Banned The Manufacture, Sale Or Transportation Of Intoxicating Liquors Within, Importation Into, Or Exportation Thereof From The United States For Beverage Purposes
May 22
May The 22 Be Stars Encircling A Mountaintop In The Paramount Pictures Logo
May 23
May The 23rd Be (If You Hadn't Heard) The Final Stab Wound Julius Caesar Incurred
May 24
May The 24 Be My Age The First (& Last) Time I Played LUKE STARKILLER
May 25
May The 25th Be The Day To Get Cocky, Fly Casual & Soar High With SOLO
May 26
May The 26 Be The Counties In The Republic Of Ireland
May 27
May The 27 Be The 5 Vowels & 22 Consonants In The Spanish Alphabet
May 28
May The 28 Be A Complete Set Of Dominoes
May 29
May The 29 Be The Number Of Days In The Month Of February* *(In Leap Years Only)
May 30
May The 30 Be The Total Number Of Tracks On The Beatles' White Album
May 31
May The 31 Be The Number Of Flavors Of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream
All by
@HamillHimself - himself. ;-)